Monday 2 January 2023

Lest Nigerian Youths Be Deceived By Obasanjo’s Sanctimony And Revisionism | By Dele Alake


On the whole, the latest epistolary misadventure by Chief Olusegun Obasanjo is a gratuitous insult on the collective intelligence of Nigerians. In particular, his laborious attempt to prey on the innocence of much younger generation constitutes a grievous assault on public morality, seeking to force morsels of sheer falsehood down the throats of a demography perhaps too young to comprehend events which Obasanjo furiously tried to misrepresent. 

It is noteworthy that it was the Obasanjo administration that abolished the teaching of history in Nigerian schools ostensibly to aid this kind of historical revisionism he routinely engages in; a decision now happily reversed by the President Muhammadu Buhari government.

Contestants for the presidential office in Nigeria routinely consult with and court  Obasanjo , not because of his electoral value which is minuscule, but out of respect for his status as a former Head of State. It is, however, obvious that the man himself has no respect for that status,  as he continuously embroils himself in partisan politics in a most pretentious and dishonest manner and refuses to rise to the demands of statesmanship. 

In the statement entitled “My Appeal To All Nigerians Particularly Young Nigerians”, General Obasanjo rtd plumbed into new depth in hubris and hypocrisy never seen in all his career as political busybody after office who seems to see Nigeria as a movie where only he is the all-conquering hero while others are doomed villains. Some psychoanalysts are wont to diagnose this Obasanjo’s peculiar political affliction as post-power-withdrawal-syndrome (PPWS): false omniscience compounded by chronic inability to accept the reality of being out of political office. 

Even in the US, whose variant of presidential system of government we practise, former Presidents maintain a decorous distance from government after office, opting wisely not to be a distraction to their successors. Not  so the meddlesome Obasanjo. 

That same mindset led him to stab MKO Abiola in the back in faraway Harare, Zimbabwe, by saying he was not “a messiah” even when most Nigerians had started viewing the winner of  the June  12 polls of 1993 as the symbol of democracy after the annulment. It soon came to light that whereas a group of retired generals including  Muhammadu Buhari and Theophilus Danjuma were resolute in their call for the de-annulment through the platform of a “committee of elders”, Obasanjo, the supposed “convener”, was said to have plotted the floating of an “interim government” to replace the now discredited Babangida regime. 

While Obasanjo’s right to support any candidate of his choice in the forthcoming presidential polls must be recognized as guaranteed by the Nigerian constitution, how condescending of him to decree his preference on Nigerians based on a cocktail of bare-faced lies and crude revisionism. In fact, there’s a widespread allegation that the latest gambit by the political busybody of Ota is part of a larger nefarious scheme to incite disorder around the country with a view to clearing the grounds for the resurrection of his favourite contraption: interim national government (ING) !

Third term agenda 

Contrary to his posturing as a democrat who came to office for the second time at a questionable age 62 and left at 70, Obasanjo’s feverish gamble for life presidency between 2005 and 2006 was actually thwarted by a pro-democracy coalition of progressives like Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and several others. 

Bribes ranging from N50m to N100m (amounting to whopping N20bn of public funds) were  allegedly handed over to federal lawmakers to approve a clause smuggled into the list of amendments proposed by a “confab” (hurriedly set up by Obasanjo), removing the cap on the two-term limit enshrined by the 1999 constitution. Despite the outrage expressed across the land, Obasanjo had soldiered on through his battalion of political foot soldiers. But on the day the contentious bill was to be decided, the lawmakers voted their conscience and stood firm on the side of Nigerians against Obasanjo’s imperial life presidency ambition. 

Is it not therefore ironic that a man unwilling to vacate Aso Rock at 70 (in 2007) is now moralizing against anyone above age 70 aspiring for the same office today?  It’s always  been known that Obasanjo suffers deep insecurities manifesting in his “Mr. Too Know” antics. But never did anyone imagine that  the chicken farmer would carry his accustomed charlatanism as far as arrogating medical expertise to himself as to now also be certifying who is fit or not for the rigor of office through nothing but the estimation of the eyes based on “my own personal experience”. 

Obasanjo’s waste versus Buhari’s prudence

While it can be said that prevailing anaemic circumstances of the world economy in 2015 were not quite favorable to the Buhari administration upon takeoff, we make bold to say that, contrary to doomsday scenario painted by Obasanjo, President Muhammadu Buhari has been more prudent in the management of the little the country has earned. How ironic that Buhari that inherited a wrecked economy in 2015 from PDP under the influence of Obasanjo is now being blamed for the hardship suffered by Nigerians, hardship that truly resulted from systemic damage inflicted by PDP’s 16 years of sustained squandermania. Discerning Nigerians surely know better. They can see and feel the relief brought about by Buhari’s rail revolution, massive investment in infrastructure like the second Niger Bridge and  numerous roads built or reconstructed across the country.  However, despite that oil price averaged $100 per barrel for most of the Obasanjo years and two subsequent PDP administrations, Nigeria has very little or nothing to show for it, other than tales of bare-faced looting and waste for 16 years. 

Under Obasanjo’s watch, a senate panel found that national assets — indeed our common patrimony built from independence in 1960 — worth $100bn were auctioned to cronies and fronts at  a ridiculous $1.3bn through a dubious privatization programme. This constituted the root of the massive joblessness in the country. 

Also, House of Reps committee found that Obasanjo wasted $16bn on the so-called power projects. Rather than electricity, Nigerians experienced worst darkness. According to his deputy then and incidentally the present PDP’s flag bearer, Atiku Abubakar, “In some cases, some contractors were paid 100 percent of the contract sum’’ …without performance !

So pervasive was sleaze under Obasanjo that Atiku, while testifying before another senate committee in 2007, revealed that his boss was fond of “sending handwritten notes to PTDF (Petroleum Trust Development Fund) to release money to buy vehicles for his girlfriends”. 

In one last act of  moral, political and financial atrocity in 2007, Obasanjo literally commandeered captains of industry and PDP governors to Ota to raise over N7bn for the building of his personal library (memorably dubbed “Presidential Laundromat” by Nobel laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka). 

For a man  who enrolled in PDP in 1998 with only N20,000 reportedly in his bank account after a stint in prison, Obasanjo left power in 2007  stupendously wealthy with vast farm estates in many states and private university. 

False claim of mentorship 

Typically, megalomaniac Obasanjo lied that the leading presidential candidates who had visited him addressed him as “mentor” and that, according to him, their respective quest for the No 1 job in the land was to continue where he stopped his “good work”. We presume that included Asiwaju Bola Tinubu. It is another shameless lie by a meddlesome interloper in an orgy of self-adulation. 

To start with, many will easily recall that the same Obasanjo had issued a statement shortly after the APC candidate paid him a courtesy call months back categorically stating that the visit was “non-political” in response to “misconception in a section of the media”. So, how come this contradiction now?  In any case, keen watchers of political events will attest that Tinubu’s accustomed progressive leaning is antithetical to Obasanjo’s imperial messianism. It is an ideological contestation dating back to 1999. 

All through Obasanjo’s eight-year imperial presidency, Tinubu’s fidelity to progressive ideology led him to challenge Obasanjo’s excesses through the instrumentality of the courts and constitutionalism. Indeed, through constant diligent litigations, Lagos under Tinubu was able to win over 13 landmark cases against the federal government at the Supreme Court that not only enriched constitutionalism but also extended the frontiers of federalism in Nigeria. 

Tinubu’s opposition also manifested in his refusal to be deceived by Obasanjo’s antics in 2003 in the latter’s desperation to capture the South-west and end his personal shame as a President without political home-base. It is on record that Tinubu emerged the only Yoruba governor who  survived Obasanjo’s onslaught against the entire South West. Ever so treacherous, Obasanjo betrayed the other five AD governors by rigging them out of office, with Tinubu becoming “the last man standing”. 

His petty hatred for Asiwaju and lack of vision led him into scuttling the first-of-its-kind Independent Power Project (IPP) initiated by Lagos  State in 1999. It also explained Obasanjo’s illegal withholding of councils fund belonging to Lagos for over two years following the creation of 37 additional council areas. Even after the Supreme Court ruling directed the release, Obasanjo continued  his unconstitutional perfidy of withholding the state’s local government revenue, to punish Lagos. The funds were not released until President Umar Yar’Adua assumed power in 2007. 

Indeed, the redrawing of Nigeria’s electioneering calendar is a testament of Obasanjo’s rigging inclination. Today, off-season governorship contests are organised by INEC in states like Edo, Osun, Ekiti, and Kogi due to the theft of popular mandate under Obasanjo’s watch, having declared the 2007 polls a “do or die” for his party. In Edo, Osun and Ekiti in particular, it is a well-known fact that Tinubu spear-headed the struggle to retrieve the stolen mandates through the court. So, how could Obasanjo therefore list Tinubu among his “mentees” who wish to continue where he “stopped”? 

He mischievously twisted Tinubu’s ‘Emilokan’ statement before the APC presidential primaries out of context in a futile bid to de-market the APC candidate. The very poor understanding of that phrase by a supposed Yoruba  (?) man will only fuel doubts already expressed in some informed quarters about Obasanjo’s roots. Tinubu made his statement within the context of the internal dynamics of APC , and the fact that he  later emerged as candidate by an overwhelming majority shows that his claims are infallible. Nobody worked as hard as Tinubu to win the support of delegates during the primaries and today he is second to none in aggressively seeking the support of voters across the country to achieve success in next month’s elections. Ironically, the only concrete reason Obasanjo offers for supporting Peter Obi is that it is “the turn” of the South-East! What a contradiction!!

Capacity to identify and nurture leaders 

It is laughable that Obasanjo has the temerity to deem himself qualified to lecture Nigerians on who to elect as a leader. Throughout his political trajectory in public life, he has unfailingly demonstrated gross incompetence in this regard. In 1979, his military regime was designed to produce the weakest leadership in a political terrain that had such proven leadership talents as Adamu Ciroma, Aminu Kano, Maitama Sule, Waziri Ibrahim, Nnamdi Azikwe or Obafemi Awolowo among others. In 2007, after his two-term tenure and the failure of his third term agenda, he influenced the emergence of two PDP successors who failed partly because of weak institutional foundation he had laid and partly because of their own limitations. Obasanjo in a fit of mindless hypocrisy claims that strength and vitality are requirements for the presidency but was the same man who knew of the late good man Umaru Yar a dua’s terminal condition and still used the coercive agencies of state to impose him on Nigeria !  The late president Yar adua himself publicly acknowledged that the 2007 election under Obasanjo was extremely flawed . This is in sharp contrast to Lagos State where the Tinubu administration designed a 25-year development Masterplan for the state and inspired a succession of competent leaders who not only sustained but also improved on the legacies of Tinubu’s administration, making Lagos the fastest growing in Nigeria and the 5th largest economy in Africa today. 

In endorsing Obi, Obasanjo resorted to verbose and nebulous generalities without telling Nigerians in concrete terms what were his preferred candidate’s track record of performance as governor in Anambra state.

The shame of Anambra 

Perhaps the most laughable of the megalomaniac stunts by Obasanjo was naming Peter Obi among his “mentees”. Older Nigerians and just anyone old enough to comprehend series of abominable occurrences on the political landscape around 2003 must have reacted to such claim with derisive laughter and guffaw. It is perhaps a reflection of Obasanjo’s penchant to prey on the poor memory of the average Nigerian that he now seeks to dress Obi, his one-time victim, as a “mentee”. Given the well-known facts of history, many are left wondering if it was not the same Obi that Obasanjo’s thuggish enforcer, Chris Uba, robbed of Anambra governorship in 2003. It took the refusal of Dr. Chris Ngige to surrender Anambra’s treasury to Obasanjo’s surrogates (Chris Uba and co) for Nigerians to know that the polls were rigged in favour of PDP in Anambra at the expense of APGA’s Peter Obi. While the dirty fight lasted between the electoral robbers in Anambra, the police were implicated in a botched attempt to kidnap the then sitting Anambra governor and force him to resign from office. When that failed, hapless people of Anambra woke up one morning soon afterward to witness a reign of terror unleashed on Awka, the state capital, with Government House and other government structures either razed or vandalized by armed thugs. Fingers were pointed at Chris Uba, the self-styled “godfather of all godfathers”. While the show of shame lasted, it came to light that the Uba was working for Obasanjo. When asked to clarify his relationship with Chris Ubah during a Presidential Chat transmitted live by NTA soon afterwards, Obasanjo shamelessly downplayed the infamy by describing him as an “enthusiastic party (PDP) supporter” in Anambra!

With this brazen attempt at revisionism by this political megalomaniac, discerning Nigerians are unlikely to miss the audacity of willful mendacity. This speaks to Obasanjo’s incorrigible penchant to always twist facts, manufacture lies to launder his dirty undergarment and project himself as Nigeria’s only messiah since independence. 

But informed Nigerian voters surely can see through Obasanjo’s chicanery. That is why they will not heed his self-serving call. Rather, come February 25, they will go out in large numbers and vote Asiwaju Bola Tinubu as the only one among the present parade of candidates with the requisite capacity, competence and character to leap Nigeria from a country of potentials to one of greatness.

Obasanjo’s selfish plot to impose a puppet and regain his  lost maniacal grip on power shall fail , again…just as his perfidious and pernicious third term agenda ! 

Dele Alake , former commissioner for Information and Strategy Lagos State, is the Adviser Media, Communications and Public Affairs of the APC Presidential Campaign Council.

Missing Nigerian Woman Found Dead In UK 4 Weeks After

British Police said it has identified the body of a 53 years old missing Nigerian woman, found in a lake near Bluewater Shopping Centre in Kent county, United Kingdom (UK).

Taiwo Balogun from Crayford was reported missing more than four weeks ago on December 1,2022.

The body has been retrieved from a lake near the massive shopping centre in Dartford, Metropolitan Police said.

Bexley Metropolitan Police tweeted: "A woman's body was recovered from a lake near Bluewater Shopping Centre on Friday, December 30. While formal identification awaits, Taiwo Balogun's family has been informed.

"Her death is being treated as unexpected but not suspicious. Our thoughts are with Taiwo's family."

The missing mother disappeared at the beginning of December, 2022, with police desperately searching for her since.

She was last seen in a shop in Crayford Road, Dartford, close to the junction with London Road at around 2.27pm on December 1, 2022.

Earlier this week, police had released footage from a CCTV camera in the shop to see if anyone spotted her or may have captured dashcam images.

She was described as being 5ft 9ins tall and at the time of her disappearance was wearing a black jacket with vertical stripes down the arms, dark trousers and black and white trainers.

The Metropolitan Police had said the 53-year-old is considered vulnerable and she may be a risk to herself.

Police and her family had urged anyone who may have been driving in that area on the day of her disappearance to think back or check any dash cam footage if they have it.

2023: Between Makinde And Opposition In A Season Of Coalition Threat (Part II) | By Henry Odeh


Because of the factors that all played out prior to the 2019 governorship election, Seyi Makinde of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) won 28 out of the 33 local governments in the state, leaving the All Progressives Congress (APC) candidate, Adebayo Adelabu, combined with federal might with only five local governments.

The governor-elect, Seyi Makinde received 515, 621 votes to defeat his closest rival from the APC, Adelabu, who polled 357, 982 votes leaving the margin of defeat to 157,639 votes making it unprecedented governorship election record in the history of Oyo state.

After Late former governor Abiola Ajimobi's four-year first term, he contested for a second term in 2015 against two of his predecessors in office, Alao Akala and Rashidi Ladoja and was re-elected for the first time ever in the history of Oyo state, Late Ajimobi became the first person to occupy the seat twice in the state.

Consequently, the Late Ajimobi was nicknamed: “Kosheleri” (It has not happened before).

After his re-election, many believed that Mr Ajimobi ‘relaxed’ and felt too fulfilled to have broken a jinx.

“He allowed his re-election to ‘enter’ his head. He believed he has done what no man can do again. He neglected pensioners and talked to elders anyhow. He left some projects abandoned.

However, Late Ajimobi enjoyed the confidence and trust of APC's national leadership to the extent of being entrusted with the reconciliation of members in other states but however, failed in reconciling the crisis of APC within Oyo state.

In 2018, the Oyo State chapter of the Nigeria Union of Pensioners filed a suit against Late Ajimobi and others over unpaid N42.3 billion pensions and gratuities to its members. A wrong situation that the incumbent, Seyi Makinde has not only corrected but has also continued to enjoy the full support of the senior citizens in the state

As 2019 governorship election drew closer, the late former governor appeared to have offended many influential interests or invariably so, including civil servants, traders, artisans, business operators including Fresh FM, one of the leading Ibadan based radio station in south west Nigeria, the Olubadan as a traditional institution following the face-off with the immediate past Olubadan of Ibadanland, Oba Soliu Adetunji, Aje Ogunguniso I, and a host of others.

Also, workers of Oyo-owned schools; primary, secondary, and tertiary institutions, students had clashes with the then APC led government in the state.

For several months, Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (a school co-owned Oyo and Osun) was shut due to the inability of the government to fund the school. This was also obtainable in the state’s colleges of education and polytechnics.

In 2016, secondary school students in Oyo state protested over the new educational policy in the state which aimed at privatising school ownership. Some protesting students destroyed a billboard of the late former governor.

In 2017 while LAUTECH was under lock and keys, a video of late former governor Ajimobi went viral on social media where he rudely addressed protesting students which eventually birthed the street slogan; "constituted authority".

The LAUTECH imbroglio has also not only been permanently resolved by the incumbent, Governor Seyi Makinde, the institution has since become the sole property of Oyo state having reached an agreement with the Osun state counterpart for its sole ownership. Another feather on Makinde's cap.

All these and many more factors occasioned the fall of APC at the 2019 governorship election suffice to say that APC had already lost the 2019 election before the polls held.

Looking at next month's election in retrospect in the face of Makinde's performance and delivery of good governance as well as his government's relationship with the people you'd agree the Governor enjoys strong bond and street credibility as evident at his several public engagements and interactions with the people and on this account, you may be tempted to say next month's election even with the tiniest of margin would swing in Makinde's favour but then, there's a threat of coalition by the opposition.

Whether or not Makinde has been able to replicate the same bond and confidence among his political associates, party stalwarts, political foot soldiers and diverse interests in the state remains a subject to be analyzed in the coming chapter 3. Watch out.

2023: How Senator Folarin Plans To Beat Gov. Makinde


As 2023 guber election draws near, the Oyo State governorship candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Senator Teslim Folarin appears to be resolute about his dream of ruling the state after the election next year.


Folarin hasn’t only promised to send the incumbent governor, Seyi Makinde packing in 2023 but has also put in place what he believes to be a formidable team to get the job done. It seems he is not ready to left any stone unturned to deliver on this promise. And that is why the team has since adopted some key strategies in making sure things work to their advantage in the coming election, according to Folarin’s camp.

“We are exploring every available opportunity within the provision of constitution to achieve positive results come 2023,” a prominent member of Teslim’s campaign team told City People.

One of the major strategies Teslim’s camp have adopted, we scooped, is the door to door campaign that team has since embarked upon. Teslim campaign team have been to virtually all the zones and local governments in the state. Their political machineries in those areas have also been alerted to adopt one on one engagement of the electorates. Another area the team is said to be working on is the possibility of merger arrangement of political parties. The merger arrangement between some political parties and their candidates, it would be recalled, did the magic for the incumbent governor in 2019 election. The last minute stunt gave birth to an alliance between four political parties, namely ADC, PDP, ZLP and SDP in favour of Makinde of PDP.

However, the coalition has since collapsed. Not only that the coalition has collapsed, several principal actors in the alliance are no longer with Gov. Seyi Makinde. The likes of Senator Femi Lanlehin, Sarafadeen Abiodu Alli etc are now in APC. Even within PDP, there is a faction which has been at loggerhead with Makinde. Former Deputy Governor in the state, Hazeem Gbolarunmi; Engr Femi Babalola; Alhaji Nureni Akanbi, Mogaji Ile’Ba; Hon Muraina Ajibola; Hon. Mulikat Adeola Akande; Alhaji Adebisi Olopoeyan and other chieftains of the party are not on the same page with Governor Makinde.

While other aggrieved members have stayed put to for another faction within PDP, Alhaji Olopoeyan has since pitched his tent with the New Nigeria Peoples Party (NNPP). So Teslim’s camp is going to take advantage of the fragment within PDP as well as other who have since fell out with Makinde to their advantage. In fact, it was exclusively gathered that discussions are already ongoing in some quarters which may bring about a mega alliance like that of 2019. The issue of the former deputy governor, Engr. Raufu Olaniyan is also there. Olaniyan was unceremoniously removed from office on the allegations of gross misconduct. He is from Igboho in Oke-Ogun area of the state. He has since joined APC. Though Olaniyan has been replaced by another Oke-Ogun man from Kishi, in person of Bayo Lawal but some believe the impeachment of Olaniyan may work against Seyi Makinde in 2023.

Apart from the above tactics, other factors that Teslim Folarin’s camp will be banking on is their principal’s achievements and immense contribution to the development of his constituency and the state generally.

Folarin, to his team, has some qualities that distinct him from other candidates in the race. Some of what was pointed out as his main selling points include his political antecedents, experience and his strong bond with people at the grassroot level. Having contested and won the senatorial seat to represent Oyo Central in 2003 at the age of 39, on the platform of the PDP. He was re-elected for a second term in 2007 on the platform of the same party. He also won the guber ticket of PDP and contested in 2015 but lost to late former governor Abiola Ajimobi of APC. He however decamped to APC in 2017 and also won his Constituency seat on the platform of the party in 2019, making it the third time he would be in the Senate. He is a former Senate Leader.

Folarin is seen as a rally point within Oyo APC since the demise of Ajimobi. And he has been living up to expectations as a leader. He has been doing his possible best for his people. Especially in the areas of poverty alleviation, empowerment and capacity building and employment.

For example in this season alone, Folarin has given out more than 10,000 chickens for Christmas. Not to talk rice, vegetable oil and other incentives.

Folarin recently nominated about 200 vulnerable women from Oyo State for 20,000 cash grant/support from Federal Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs, Disaster Management and Social Development. This is aside his several developmental projects and employments that he has facilitated to the state.

The multi million naira ICT Centre for the University of Ibadan, at Ajibode area of Ibadan is set for commissioning this January. President Muhammadu Buhari will Commission the project. 200 bedded hospital in Ona-Ara Local Government, to be managed by University College Hospital (UCH). Employments for Oyo indigenes to Local Content Development Commission, Federal College of Education, National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies (NIPSS) Kuru, INEC just to mention but few.

Surviving 2023 | By Lasisi Olagunju


There is no problem with politicians asking for votes but there is more than a problem with a party promising to continue doing to Nigerians what they have witnessed in the last seven years.

The seven years before now were lean years for millions who thought they voted for prosperity. People in government would say I lie, but I take my riposte from Bob Marley: “He who feels it knows it.” And, Nigeria is a country of wailers.”
 
“How can they change to a currency that is not in circulation?” my friend asked me. Nigerians and cynicism. Why would he say that the new currency notes are not in circulation? I have seen them. And why would he not say so? He countered. He was at his bank on Friday, and, across the counter, he was paid old naira notes. There was no discrimination against him, the people before him also got old naira notes. Day before Friday, he was at the ATM, he was paid with old notes. Only the very well connected get the new notes in hushed closets. Yet the deadline for the old notes to cease to be legal tender is January 31, 2023. You asked Nigerians to bring, from Monday to Saturday, all their old notes to the bank, yet Monday to Friday, what you pay out are the same old notes.

Forwarding and back-warding. Nigeria does exactly like the farmer who spent a whole day to make two hundred heaps. The man closed for the day, then, one by one, he scattered the entire two hundred heaps – because he was searching for his snuff box. Who does that? Is it insanity or juju? Should the banks continue to pump withdrawn notes into the currency market? Why would the banks not do so? They don’t have enough new notes to service their customers. “But the president launched the new notes on Wednesday, November 23, 2022, and we all saw the notes; they were marvelous in our eyes.” My friend hissed. The last time he saw the notes online, some Nigerians were testing their resilience with water. What did we see? The new notes bleached like adire dyed by poorly trained hands. May the new year not suffer yellow fever like the new naira notes.

What colour is this new year going to wear? Two weeks ago, I was at a popular bookshop in Ibadan in search of Musikilu Mojeed’s ‘The Letter Man.’ It was at the bookshop I got the first lesson on how this government’s cashless push will work in this year of hard politics and intrigues. I bought what took me to that bookshop, then, as usual, I saw three other interesting titles and thought I should buy them. I thought I should obey the CBN’s order by not paying cash; but the POS refused to work. The attendants tried all the tech tricks they knew, the thing just didn’t work. All the cash the book-buyer could raise could pay for only ‘The Letter Man’, he left the others -unbought. The sales ladies, crestfallen, lamented that they suffered same bad luck the previous day. “We had several sales cancelled yesterday because this thing failed,” they told me. I couldn’t help them. I pray the new year does not work like the unworking POS.

Listen carefully before you say Amen to prayers in the new year – especially if they come from politicians. A friend said he was happy to read a political party at the dawn of 2023 wishing us “a happy and prosperous New Year.” He said he thought it was a sincere wish until he read that party, in the same message, asking us to vote for its candidates so as “to continue the progressive governance” it “started over seven years ago.” There is no problem with politicians asking for votes but there is more than a problem with a party promising to continue doing to Nigerians what they have witnessed in the last seven years. The seven years before now were lean years for millions who thought they voted for prosperity. People in government would say I lie, but I take my riposte from Bob Marley: “He who feels it knows it.” And, Nigeria is a country of wailers.

Be careful what you wish for yourself in the new year. Anglo-Irish satirist and author, Jonathan Swift, wrote the popular ‘Gulliver’s Travels.’ He authored other books of significant prescient importance; ‘A Tale of a Tub’ is one. He was 32 years old when he penned it in 1699 to list and project for himself contents of the future he wished to live in. ‘A Tale of a Tub’ contains what he called 17 Aspirations for his future. The items include his ardent wish for wisdom, humility, patience and justice. Swift wished “not to be covetous; not to neglect decency, or cleenlyness, for fear of falling into nastyness.” He headlined the list: ‘When I come to be old.’ And he lived to quite old age, worked very hard and achieved all the items on his list and has remained celebrated for them. But he also wished for what would be unthinkable: “Not to be fond of children, or let them come near (him) hardly.” Did he have children of his own or have others’ near him? History answers that question with a no. At another time, Swift was heard saying: “I shall be like that tree. I shall die at the top” – a suggestion that he would likely die of insanity – disease of the head. He got that wish fulfilled before his death on 19 October, 1745 – at 78 years. American writer, historian, and philosopher, William James Durant, in his eleven-volume ‘The Story of Civilization’ recorded it that in 1738, “definite symptoms of madness appeared” in Jonathan Swift and “in 1741, guardians were appointed to take care of his affairs and watch, lest in his outbursts of violence he should do himself harm” (Volume 8, page 362). Politicians are infusing the new year with all sorts of prayers and wishes; examine them before you inject curses into your bloodstream.

With the madness in the system, how shall one survive this new year? Survival rests on not giving up, not throwing our hands up in the air, not surrendering to the enemy. Self-care is the word here, and this includes not accommodating evil. Umuofia people in Chinua Acbebe’s ‘Things Fall Apart’ were excited to see locusts in their farms. They thought the swarm was good food, good source of nutrition: “Everyone was now about, talking excitedly and praying that the locusts should camp in Umuofia for the night. For although locusts had not visited Umuofia for many years, everybody knew by instinct that they were very good to eat…At first, a fairly small swarm came. They were harbingers sent to survey the land…And at last the locusts did descend. They settled on every tree and on every blade of grass; they settled on the roofs and covered the bare ground. Mighty tree branches broke away under them, and the whole country became the brown-earth colour of the vast, hungry swarm.” You’ve heard of the years of the locusts. Locusts inflict frustration; they drag people and places to ruins. “Locusts raze crops, gardens and even football pitches in hours. A single swarm of these frightful creatures can count up to 40 billion insects and in less than a day it can eat as much food as would tens of thousands of people,” The Financial Times’ Ian Limbach wrote in a piece titled ‘Locusts and local politics.’ Wherever they perch, they spread devastation; they roll in wreaking havoc. But we welcome, host, dance and endorse their entitlement claims. We will see more of us doing more of this this year.

Literature mirrors life. Achebe’s Umuofia lost to the locusts. In real life, colonial records show that in 1930, a swarm of locusts entered Nigeria through Oyo Province. The locusts devastated the farms in the forests of the South and extensively in the savannah of northern Nigeria. There was food shortage and malnutrition; the authorities scrambled to contain famine and trouble. A researcher said there were “deaths, debts and losses which worsened the poverty of peasants.” The people watched flat-footed, helpless in horror; the government applied measures it thought should kill the pests: they sprayed chemicals that were effective only on the larva and not on the actual swarms doing the damages. That is the symbolic history of how we treat our trouble here – we box the shadow and serenade the substance. Whether in its farm or in its politics, every society has a history of locust invasion and devastation. What has made a difference across ages has been the method employed in combating the plague. “If locusts are left untreated by control measures, swarms can potentially grow 400 times larger,” a United Nation’s official warned two years ago. Because we are a nation of compromise and excuse, the locusts here have grown big and audacious. They boldly seek a revalidation of the devastation they’ve been; they are a pestilence. You heard last week that the swarm sought approval for trillions of printed money already spent. They employed rasping, grasping ‘ways and means’ to eat the tree of tomorrow; everything from leaves to roots. They will do everything to renew the ruin in the new year.

George Orwell, author of ‘1984,’ was an uncommon prophet; better than all the ones who have been speaking about 2023. In June 1949, Orwell saw a vision of the future we live in – and which we will see more starkly in this dread-locked year, unless we use the new year to drain the swamp. If you are a Nigerian and you endorse the dirt of the present and you want a vision of 2023, its politics and public policies, don’t go to any marabout, read Orwell. I quoted him before; I will bring him here again: “There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always, — do not forget this, — always, there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.” It is not enough to reject this dreadful prophecy. It will be enough only if we are positive in draining the sumps. May the new year give victory to the oppressed everywhere.





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